I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Duff book of records: Springfield is now the fattest city in the U.S.
Homer: Woo Hoo. In your face Milwaukee.


Just something funny before I start whining. Anyway, through reading other blogs from fellow students of mine, there seems to be a common theme…everybody is extremely strapped and stressed out. I personally have been going through the week from hell. My gas tank is pretty much empty. I have an insane amount of homework due all the way through next Wednesday, and not near enough time to actually complete it. To top it off, we have a draft for our 10 page rhetorical criticism due next Monday, and I haven’t been able to start it yet. I figure I’ll get to it this weekend along with studying for my two exams I have next week. I’ve been averaging between 3 and 5 hours of sleep a night for the past 5 nights, and going non stop from the time I wake up until the time I go to sleep, as well as only squeezing in one meal a day. This kind of lifestyle is insane, and I can’t wait until thanksgiving break. I have never had a semester as rough as this one, but ironically I am doing much better so far than any other semester. This kind of upsets me because I realize now the only reason for not having nearly perfect grades is due to laziness and procrastination…damn you facebook! All I want more than anything in the world is to do something I really enjoy, and something that I WANT to do. I am sure anybody reading this is going through the same type of situation, and so I’m not asking for your sympathy by any means, and this blog probably seems like a reflection of your own mind at this time. And this blog is all I really have time for right now. Maybe this weekend I will get a more uplifting and exciting one in. PACE!

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?